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Name: Rajen
Birthday: 6/10/1988
Gender: Male
Interests: marching band, concert band, jazz band, Star Trek, football, photography
Expertise: being a Dutta. don't mess
Occupation: Retired
Industry: Research
Message: message me
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Member Since:
5/27/2003
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| It began, one quiet evening, with a simple question
[08:55:02] Radu1701: OMG, ITS YOU
[08:55:06] Radu1701: wait...wrong person
[08:55:10] mystillusion: -___-
[08:55:11] mystillusion: SHUT UP
ok, that wasn't it
BUT
it begins the general theme of this special return-edition of my xanga, which will go back to that whilst it came once i am through here tonight
the theme?
humor
now then...
[09:22:37] mystillusion: question
[09:22:46] mystillusion: so we have to be @ the school at 9:30
[09:22:52] mystillusion: then how long does practice go until
Why is it that people look to me for general knowledge? that I am assumed to know everything and have it ready-to-serve for those less fortunate?
Ok, well, I did have it ready, but i was tired anyway
so we skip ahead, since no one cares about when we have to be at the school
...and if you do care, by the time you read this, we'll be college freshmen or close to it. So suck it up and deal.
[09:26:22] mystillusion: so we meet tomorrow morn at the north cafe?
[09:26:26] Radu1701: no
[09:26:27] Radu1701: south
[09:26:36] Radu1701: and bring bananas
You may look at the last statement, and ask, "why?"
Example 1
[09:27:51] mystillusion: why?
Well, as I said, I was tired, and despite knowing it all in this case, I don't like to be a know-it-all.
Still, when you start these things, you have to run with it. This, kids, is where it all began...
[09:28:18] Radu1701: its a school color
[09:28:40] mystillusion: -___-
[09:28:41] Radu1701: why not
[09:28:43] mystillusion: you're funny
[09:28:53] mystillusion: i mine as well bring a urine and stool sample
You see, I found this disgusting. Apparently, so did she
[09:28:53] mystillusion: ew
Moving on...
[09:29:14] Radu1701: except we werent asked to bring that
[09:29:21] mystillusion: yea
[09:29:23] mystillusion: i kno
[09:29:30] mystillusion: i really don't think he said to bring bananas
[09:29:31] mystillusion: :-p
[09:29:44] Radu1701: but you wouldnt know anyway
[09:30:00] Radu1701: and you sure arent mooching off of my bunch
[09:30:23] mystillusion: -___-
You see, at this point, I believed the joke had run its course. I had said some absurd things, and I made the obligatory mildly sexual joke ("mooch off my bunch").
But, you see, friendship is a beautiful thing. No, I'm not really talk my friends here (though they are). I'm talking about the good folk who knew Steph well enough to pick up where I so niavely decided to stop.
[09:37:28] mystillusion: DAMMIT
[09:37:33] mystillusion: zack's playing along with you
[09:37:34] mystillusion: bastards
[09:47:08] mystillusion: OMG
[09:47:11] mystillusion: NOW BRYAN IS
Now, I have to say, though it may detract from my glory on this occasion, I never contacted Zack. or Bryan. or Chi, or Jon............
[09:40:50] smrtman5: are we playing a trick on steph
[09:42:49] Radu1701: yes
[09:43:01] Radu1701: tell her to bring bananas to the breakfast tomorrow
[09:43:32] smrtman5: mystillusion: is it true we have to bring bananas tomorrow?
Smrtman5: lol wtf
mystillusion: TELL ME WE DONT' HAVE TO
mystillusion: hahaha
mystillusion: cause i'm really confused
mystillusion: zack, dutta and chi said that we have to bring fruit
mystillusion: AND NOW I'M REALLY CONFUSED
Smrtman5: oh, fruit, yea, it doesnt matter what kind
mystillusion: SHUT UP
[09:43:59] Radu1701: lol
[09:44:05] Radu1701: you guys are great
[09:44:11] smrtman5: lol
[09:44:32] smrtman5: Smrtman5: what, if you dont belive me whyd you ask
[09:44:55] smrtman5: i think i blew the cover
[09:45:13] Radu1701: lol, like she believed me
[09:45:32] Radu1701: she better know better by now
[09:45:32] smrtman5: mystillusion: cause you said lol wtf first
Smrtman5: cuz i thought about those sex ed classes where you had to put a condom on a banana
[09:45:43] Radu1701: nice save, lol
[09:45:55] Radu1701: or say you heard about mangoes, not bananas
[09:45:59] smrtman5: lol
[09:46:09] Radu1701: because chi said he;s bringing a mango
[09:47:35] smrtman5: heh
[09:48:00] smrtman5: Smrtman5: cuz i heard someone mention bringing mangoes, but i guess banannas will be fine too
mystillusion: OMG
mystillusion: CHI IS BRINGING A MANGO
[09:48:47] Radu1701: yes!
...
[09:44:28] Radu1701: lol, thanks for continuing the fruit thing
[09:44:35] azdrag0n: yeah
[09:44:36] azdrag0n: hahaha
[09:44:41] azdrag0n: apparently
[09:44:44] azdrag0n: im bringing a mango
[09:44:48] Radu1701: nice
[09:44:58] Radu1701: im doing bananas
[09:47:37] azdrag0n: yeah.. so is ku, bry and vinnie
[09:51:00] mystillusion: OH YOU BIZNATCH
[09:51:10] mystillusion: IMING PEOPLE TELLING ME THAT I HAD TO BRING FRUIT
[09:51:19] Radu1701: its not my fault you didnt listen to directions
[09:51:24] mystillusion: SHUT UP
[09:48:17] mystillusion: OMG
[09:49:31] mystillusion: i'm gonna die
[09:49:34] mystillusion: cause i really don't kno now
[09:49:37] azdrag0n: yeah... steph is
[09:49:39] azdrag0n: umm
[09:49:41] azdrag0n: unbelieveable
[09:49:47] Radu1701: i know, she starting to believe
mystillusion: i caught dutta
mystillusion: iming all you people
mystillusion: telling you tell me to bring fruit
mystillusion: I WAS SO CLOSE TO BRINGING A BANANA TOMORROW TOO
XL in 845218: we don't?
mystillusion: NO
XL in 845218: no seriously man now im confused
XL in 845218: i thought we did
XL in 845218: OH WAIT
XL in 845218: you were in chorus right?
XL in 845218: you probably didn't hear him
mystillusion: no, NOT TODAY
XL in 845218: oh then i dont get why you didnt hear
XL in 845218: about it
XL in 845218: =/
mystillusion: GAH
XL in 845218: were you fooling around with zack :-*?
XL in 845218: but like what if we dont have enough
mystillusion: hopefully someone will compensate for me
mystillusion: can you bring extra fruit for me?
XL in 845218: ....no?
XL in 845218: yo fruit is expensive
XL in 845218: we're not in chinatown here
I could go on, as everyone else did
[09:57:11] mystillusion: omg, chi and bryan are still going
[09:57:33] mystillusion: AND ZACK
but I really must get back to ignoring this form of media. To all who participated out of their own volition, I salute you. Make sure to duck when you see Steph tomorrow.
[09:49:17] Radu1701: one little joke suddenly turns mass conspiracy
[09:49:25] Radu1701: ...what a beautiful world
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| School is looming...I still have a lot of things to finish up. It's
even worse because, amazingly so, I think school will open as
scheduled. But, hey, if it doesn't I wouldn't be surprised anyway.
The quotes return, and deservedly so.
"Considering the dire circumstances that we have in New Orleans,
virtually a city that has been destroyed, things are going relatively
well." —FEMA Director Michael Brown, Sept. 1, 2005
"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." –President Bush, to FEMA
director Michael Brown, while touring Hurricane-ravaged Mississippi,
Sept. 2, 2005
"You simply get chills every time you see these poor individuals...many
of these people, almost all of them that we see are so poor and they
are so black, and this is going to raise lots of questions for people
who are watching this story unfold." —CNN's Wolf Blitzer, on New
Orleans' hurricane evacuees, Sept. 1, 2005
"It makes no sense to spend billions of dollars to rebuild a city
that's seven feet under sea level....It looks like a lot of that place
could be bulldozed." –House Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.), Aug. 31,
2005
"I understand there are 10,000 people dead. It's terrible. It's tragic.
But in a democracy of 300 million people, over years and years and
years, these things happen." --GOP strategist Jack Burkman, on MSNBC's
"Connected," Sept. 7, 2005
"While everybody else is busy setting up commissions and finding fault,
through the president's leadership he'll end up building a billion
dollar dam in Arkansas." --"Daily Show" correspondent Ed Helms
"Why would he build a dam in Arkansas?" --Jon Stewart
"His plan will be to fight the water there so we don't have to fight it here." --Ed Helms
...
"So no one's going to be held accountable for this at all?" --Jon Stewart
"No. In fact, if history is any indication, they'll be hard-pressed
finding enough medals to pin on these guys. My sources tell me the head
of FEMA will be dipped in bronze and turned into an award to be given
to other officials." --Ed Helms
...
"The president has vowed to personally lead the investigation into the
government's failed response to Katrina? Isn't that a job perhaps
someone else should be doing?" --Jon Stewart
"No, not at all, Jon. To truly find out what went wrong, it's important
for an investigator to have a little distance from the situation. And
it's hard to get any more distant from it than the president was last
week." –"Daily Show" correspondent Samantha Bee
...
"The real question is in the four
years since 9/11, you have to ask yourself, has the government’s
advancements, procedures, etc. made us safer, given us more comfort
that they will have an effective, or more effective response to
catastrophic events? And I think it’s very clear the answer is: 'Oh
shit, we're in trouble.'"--Jon Stewart
¡dutta!
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| | You Passed the US Citizenship Test |  Congratulations - you got 10 out of 10 correct! |
Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?
whoop-de-do.
Anyway, in the final throes of band camp (you know, halfway through),
and I did not think I would be this sore. Football at lunch everyday might be a contributing factor though. Still, humidity has really been kicking in, making every day in the sun just bleh. Band really seems to be doing well. That is, doing well for band camp. They have a long way to go.
Two weeks until school (maybe) starts
¡dutta!
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| Schedule is...::drum roll::
1- US 2AP Carden
2- *blank* it'll be a study hall. i had to drop french
3- Physics AP Gershman
4- World Lit AP Battiato
5/6- Calc AB Fazzino
B lunch
8/9- Chem AP Gangluff
10- Phys Ed
11- BAND
My report card is...interesting. My lowest marking period grade (ever)
is conspicuously omitted (I now love guidance). Still...precalc is a
severe disappointment. That marks my lowest exam grade. ever. Had an
interesting day yesterday, I'll post about it later.
¡dutta!
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| Well, I seem to have a bit of time on my hands (for now), so might as well update a few things.
First off, my grandmother has been visiting here for 4 weeks now. She's
doing very well, considering that she's 88. In another 2 weeks she'll
be flying back to Hungary.
Ok, my birthday was also a few weeks ago (June 10, by the way). School
did not make me feel like celebrating anything, and, even with school
out, my life keeps getting worse on that front. I was in for scheduling
stuff last week. In order to keep Chem and Phys in my schedule, I've
had to drop French. I don't know, when you hit 5AP, you kinda want to
see the whole thing through. Anyway, I got my transcript too, giving me
a grim preview of my report card. After screwing up for the past 2
years, I have 3 months of school left for college admissions. Last
chance.
Been playing tennis with friends recently. Feeling good, despite coming
out of it with broken strings and a sore arm. With this heat, I won't
be going outdoors for a bit, so I can rest up. Then I can go out and
kick people's asses (or just peg them)
¡dutta!
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